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I recommend looking trough this halfassed blog if you ever feel suicidal prone or just sexually unstable

captwor:

when u stick your hand under the table and touch chewed gum

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thelordofthebutts:

when people walk real fucking slowly in hallways or narrow sidewalks so you can’t go around them

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rlmjob:

hipster blogs be like

gnarly:

flirting with your crush like

friedchickenugget:

walking out of the house and bumping into someone who turns out to be hotimage

wealthyhugepenis:

my favourite part of the bible is when Jesus said that 1 like = 1 Prayer

guy: *touches girl on the arm*
girl: MMMMMMMOOOOHHHHHYYYYEEEEAAAAAHHHHHHFFFFFUUUUUUUCCCCCCKKKKKYEEEEEAAAAAHHHHHHH